Mrs. Michaels

Mrs. Michaels is the mother of Chet Michaels, and only appears in one episode of The University.

History
Mrs. Michaels was born in a tiny town on the Isthmus of Panama, raised by only her unbiological father Stephan. Stephan spent Mrs. Michaels' entire childhood teaching her the ropes to survive in the wilderness, the art of the hunt, and how to effectively persuade an angry mob to halt their assault. Years went by in this on and off relationship, until Stephan died of Malaria during a hunting expedition to South Africa. Forced to survive on her own, Mrs. Michaels lived off the lamb of the land for 13 years before moving to America. There, she was instantly recruited into the FBI's secret service because of her extensive training during childhood. She quickly rose through the ranks, eventually becoming Master of Command in '08. Because of her rise to government fame, the US military offered her a season pass to famous band Poison's 11th world road tour. It was there she met her future lover, Bret Michaels, singer/songwriter of Poison. The two instantly fell for eachother, and made swift love that night. Nine months later, Mrs. Michaels birthed her one and only child Chet. Fearing that he would be tied down, Bret Michaels abandoned Mrs. Michaels during this time and continued his 12th world road tour with the band. Forced to settle down, Mrs. Michaels raised her son Chet in an above-average household.

Trivia

 * Mrs. Michaels was literally born as "Mrs. Michaels", having no middle name. When read in proper format, her name is actually Ms. Mrs. Michaels (Miss Misses Michaels).